Looking after the vicars parrot?
The local vicar has gone on holiday with one of the choir boys and has asked me to look after his pet parrot. Of course I said no immediately, but once I realized it would count towards part of my community service for that church fire incident I felt obliged to agree.
I have already taught Polly to say "Polly want a handjob" but I want ideas what to teach my new feathered chum to say next. Something inappropriate when the vicar's talking to the Woman’s Institute over cucumber sandwiches would be nice.
Some reference to the vicar's most recent unorthodox use of the cucumber would be a hoot old chap. If Polly could time it just as Baroness Overscoff is tucking in to the sandwiches, it would be particularly pleasing. The woman is horribly overbearing at these meetings and tends to hog the buffet.
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